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Orem High
  1. And where did he serve his mission?
  2. A warm October day down by the Provo River
  3. Orem's not so bad when you give it a chance
  4. I can rely on myself
  5. Jared gets drunk and gets laid
  6. Forget about her, Jared
  7. A story I never tell anyone
Exmormon
  1. Young Women's
  2. Youth Conference
  3. Saturday's Warrior
  4. Brigham Young University
  5. Polygamist
  6. Temple Wedding
  7. Orem High
  8. Bordeaux Mission
  9. Exmo Conference
Orem High

"So anyway, I got a little drunk. The friend of the girl I like was encouraging me to drink. She's not very cute and normally I don't like her very much, but, well, you know, with all that alcohol and all, well..."

"What?"

"Well, I kind of had sex with her."

Rex laughed. "Put on the old beer goggles, eh? It happens to the best of us," he said putting a hand on my shoulder. "Some of them are so much cuter after a few drinks, aren't they? So what's the problem?"

"Well I'm afraid that maybe this girl is in love with me. The friend, that is, not the cute one."

"Oh, I get it," said Rex. "So you're worried that maybe the girl you like just agreed to step aside and leave you to her friend since her friend is hot for you. And now that you've done her, the cute girl will think it's a done deal and you have no further shot with her."

"No, I didn't even think of that!" I said. "Do you think that maybe she would have wanted to be with me if she weren't leaving me to her friend? And now I've screwed it up completely?"

"I don't know," he said. "I don't know these girls. Look, I'm not really an expert on relationships. Maybe we should get Lynn in here and see if she has any advice for you."

"Okay, if you think that's a good idea."

He stepped out the door and called down the stairs. "Lynn!" he said. "Lynn can you come up here?" Then he sat back down on the bed.

Lynn came up the stairs and took a seat at the desk. "Hi Jared," she said. Turning to Rex she asked "What's up?"

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EXMORMON

"My little brother has a romantic problem that he needs some help on."

"What is it?" she asked me.

I was too embarrassed to begin, so Rex told the story. "He has a girl he really likes, but she rejected him. So naturally, being a straight male, he did the obvious thing and got really drunk and had sex with her friend. Now he's wondering if maybe that was a mistake."

"Did you use protection?" asked Lynn.

"Of course!" I said. "Actually, the girl had a condom, and she took care of everything. She kind of led the way. I hardly knew what I was doing!" I hated to spell it out that it was my first time, but I thought maybe I would look like less of a jerk if I admitted how innocent I was about such things.

"So now he's worried that the girl he screwed is in love with him, and that maybe the cute one only stepped aside to give her friend a crack at him."

"While having sex, did you tell the girl you loved her or make her any promises?" asked Lynn.

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